'TIL A THOUSAND
Wow, that’s not half bad!
I love good math jokes :p
Seasons according to the North
IT IS THAT DAY IN MARCH TODAY
welcome to that day in march
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work
IT’S TURNING ON
WHAT IN THE HELL
IT’S IN MINT CONDITION.
THE SPEAKERS WORK, THE HEADPHONE JACK WORKS, THERE’S NO CRACKS
is this the phone that was found frozen in the ice all of winter?
Woo! First rough outline, DONE. Now to work in the quotes, and get writing. YOU CAN HIDE YOUR SECRETS NO LONGER, BIG BROTHER.